Patience
If patience is a virtue
And virtue infinite
It must be possible to be
Infinitely patient
But life is finite
And mocks the notion of
Infinite patience
Today is only today
and what I don't fit into it
Is lost forever.
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Clear Vision
If blind men can see what they feel
Why don't men with sight feel what they see?
It's all a matter of choice wherein
Sight alone does not necessarily produce clear vision.
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The Titanic (originally recorded in 1980)
The Titanic did not sink at all
It was swallowed by a whale
and will be vomitted up on
the shores of Southern France
in October 1991.
By which time
most of the passengers
will be much older
than the were
when it was.
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Beautiful Creatures
Droothorp Spandlings
are beautiful creatures.
Except they sploot in an odd way
and smell bad after rain.
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GOD IS GOOD
GOD is GOOD with an "O" missing
Therefore GOOD is GOD plus an "O"...
...or maybe
GODO is, or
ODOG is, or
DOOG is, or...
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ON DOING THINGS
Let me do a thing
and I do it for myself
Make me do a thing
and I do it for you, to save myself
Invite me to share
the doing of a thing
and enjoy the pleasure
we can bring each other.
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ON WATCHING TV
Why sing a song of sixpence?
It is equally as ludicrous
as installing reverse gears
on the baker's horse.
I know because
I've just watched TV.
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Penis - Location of...
When gentlemen age their minds play a trick.
Remembering where they last left their dick
becomes quite a trial, a dilemma indeed
of noted proportions. And that’s why they need
a textbook of sorts, compendium like,
of the kind people use when they’re fixing a bike
or a car. One that lists all the parts of the whole
and illustrates each, plays a comforting role.
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