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MARY BUGG AND CAPTAIN THUNDERBOLT

Mary Ann Bugg
Led the life of a thug
But her actions were faithful and true.
Her heart ruled her head
And to crime she was led
By a cattle thief villain she knew.

Her dad sent her down
To school in the town
Where she learnt to be useful and willing.
She could sew, cook and clean
Then while only fourteen
He married her off for a shilling.

She wed so they claim
Edmund Baker by name
Who was older than Mary by years.
A shepherd by trade
No excitement he made
And the boredom drove Mary to tears.

Near Mudgee old Ed
Shacked up in a shed
With Mary and babe in her arms.
All together they toiled
Like a team that’s well oiled
Sheep-keeping on family farms.

Then Mary met Fred
Once a breaker it’s said
Turned to rustling and other bad courses.
Known as Scallywag Ward
He escaped being bored
By stealing then selling off horses.

But the law roped him in
And proclaimed for his sin
He’d be banished to Cockatoo Isle.
A decade he’d spend
Without comfort or friend
And no preacher with angelic smile.

Ten years in a cage
For someone his age
Would surely put cramps on his style.
Contemplating his plight
He refined every night
Escape plans he’d begun to compile.

Young Mary was only
At home feeling lonely
She’d become a new widow by now.
Old Ed had past over
And was pushing up clover
Feeding sheep and occasional cow.

Four years down the track
Fred Ward packed his sack
And walked off the Isle a free man.
Granted Ticket of Leave
Didn’t cause him to grieve
The world said, “Now catch as catch can”.

Straight to Mary he came
And said “If your game
I’ve big profit to make breaking horses.
Come with me Mary dear
To a life full of cheer
Excitng, care-free and remorseless.”

She came and they went
On adventures quite bent
Till an error in Fred’s operation
Put the law on their tail
And Fred back in gaol
Nine more years in the Cockatoo station.

Now Mary was clever
She thought that if ever
She’d hug her wild husband again
She’d swim the two mile
Taking food and a file
So that he could break out of the pen.

Having done the brave deed
Her Fred she had freed
To escape to the bush and maintain
A felonious profession
As his real obsession
With Thunderbolt now as his name.

On the run every day
Thunderbolt had his way
From the Liverpool plains west to Bourke
With our girl by his side
They’d rob and then hide
Celebrating a good day at work.

Our Mary would ride
Not side-saddle, astride
And dress like a toff full of cash.
She’d gallop to town
Hear news then slip down
To Thunderbolt’s camp in a flash.

Captain’s Lady was proud
She’d shout often loud
“I’ll help you find Fred for some pay.”
Exercising persuasions
On frequent occasions
She’d lead lawmen the opposite way.

In the end as was common
The law served it’s summons
Eighteen seventy, may, the third week,
Alex Walker, king copper
Did his job good and proper
Killing Fred down near Kentucky Creek.

As I said at the start
Our girl let her heart
Rule her equally passionate head.
Yet a mate more devout
One should not live without
If by crime one expects to be fed.

Mary Bugg when she died
Took with her the pride
Of the country’s most spirited figure.
When the chapters unfold
And her tale is re-told
Reputations get bigger and bigger.

Copyright © Graham Pettigrove 2005
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MOLLY MORGAN

We are fortunate history presents us,
With tales of the young and the brave,
Of girls and their lads, some heroes some cads,
And the crimes they committed so grave.

One young Molly a villain for certain,
Set tongues wagging in old Sydney town.
Transported she was and that only because,
Of some hemp she had stole for a gown.

In her home town of Shropshire, England,
She had married a chippie who’d stay.
A Morgan called Will he protected her till,
The police came and took her away.

‘The Neptune’ was hell on the high sea,
Where more than one hundred would die.
But our Molly just knew how the soldiers and crew
Would respond if her favours she’d ply.

She strode down our wharf never fitter,
Calling cheeky goodbyes and then waved.
That’s why disembarking the tongues were remarking
“This is not a good girl. 
She’s depraved.”

Not long after Molly arrived here
Her husband was transported too,
Ceremoniously thrown for some crime of his own
Into gaol where there’s little to do.

Now that put a blight on their marriage,
For Molly was not entertained.
Captain Locke it would seem could fulfil her new dream
To return to her children again.

His ship ‘Resolution’ was sailing
Back to England the very next day.
So she donned her best skirt and practiced her flirt
And the Captain gave in right away.

Her comfort was more than assured,
So well did she tend to his pleasure,
A luxurious bed and his promise to wed
Were gladly thrown in for good measure.

But Molly, not one to be handled
Once home with her children at last
Wed old Thomas Mares with his wealth and his wares
And his foundry in Plymouth for brass.

The couple stayed happily married,
Till Tom used bad language profound,
Disrespectful he'd be in their best company
So Moll burnt his house down to the ground.

Convicted of arson soon after,
And sentenced as she’d been before,
She suffered a trip in the hull of a ship
To Australia in eighteen-o-four.

She headed right off to the barracks,
To find soldier with rank or without.
A Captain she'd lure with a promise to cure
His libido, his cold and his gout.

In return he spent most of his wages
On cattle and land for our lass.
She did such a good job multiplying her mob
That they called her ‘a farmer first class’.

One day an appointed inspector,
In search of an animal thief,
Counted each head, and then grinned as he said
“Five or ten are the Governor’s beef.”

The charm Molly used on occasion
Failed dismally now in this plight.
Each bad and bold rascal was kept in Newcastle
So they sent her there that very night.

In quick time our Molly befriended
A protector who lent her a hand.
He strove to achieve her Ticket of Leave
And a grant of some acres of land.

Entrepeneurial talent and guile
Enabled our Moll to advance.
Her hotels served good wine helping travellers to dine,
And the folk of the Hunter to dance.

Her management techniques astounded
The economists, bankers and all,
For she often threw in some strawberry gin
When rewarding hard workers for toil.

This bonus was highly illegal,
But at this time caused Molly no grief.
Through protector and lover she always had cover
When she overpaid convict or thief.

At age sixty-one she re-married
Just a boy with blond hair like ripe corn.
Then she re-named one pub as “The Angel Inn”  club
And the town known as Maitland was born.

In her life she had done many bad things,
Yet her kindness so natural prevailed.
She gave to the poor, set up schools and still more.
It seems unfair she ever was gaoled.

Never short of a laugh she died happy.
Three score years and eleven as well.
Her tombstone could read, “Grand old lady is freed
From the lawmen who made her life hell”.

To this day the fond memory of Moll
Is immortalised throughout the land.
A top wine bears her name and an inn does the same
But there’s still some who don’t understand.

Copyright © Graham Pettigrove 2005
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CAPTAIN STARLIGHT

“Who is Captain Starlight?” I hear you ask in vain.
Is cunning Harry Redford one whose hand you hope to gain?
Or is it one who stole a gun, Frank Pearson by name?
Perhaps the two should answer you.  Rolf Bolderwood’s to blame!

Rolf’s hero is fictitious based on Harry’s life it’s said.
His Captain Starlight played a game most mortal men would dread.
But ours would steal one thousand cows to win a bet he’d made,
And drive them down the old Barcoo to sell near Adelaide.

Arrested soon this new Starlight seemed doomed to serve some time,
But instead of gaol our Harry missed conviction for a crime.
The jurymen turned down the Queensland prosecutor’s case,
Thus bequeathing legends of how Harry won his race.

So maybe then Frank Pearson should answer when you call,
For Captain Starlight he might be, the real one after all.
It’s certain he could be as bad as any other might,
He’d shout “bail up” and steal your horse, then ride off in the night.

There’s many a tale of gun-fire fights ‘tween Frankie and the law,
Not least the Eringonia farce that makes historians roar.
Two cops McManus and McCabe were buying up provisions
When Starlight burst right in and boldly stated his conditions.

Quick as a flash the officers fired carbines at our robber,
And Frank returned with pistol fire supported by his cobber.
When Captain Starlight scored a hit McCabe fell to the floor,
Then two slugs wounded Starlight as he scrambled to the door.

In clouds of blinding smoke they fled, their horses fairly flying
McManus firing madly, he could see his partner dying.
But Starlight and his mate ran, safe for two months more at least
Then Bourke police heard that they’d robbed to serve a Christmas feast.

Near Gundabooka station round December twenty-five,
One clever Seargent Cleary planned to take our Frank alive.
All day through running battle exercising all his force,
The Seargent didn’t shoot our man but wounded Pearson’s horse.

Arrested then and charged at last for murdering McCabe,
Our man best known as Starlight went as quite as a babe.
His trial held in Bathurst on May three of sixty-nine,
Claimed hanging was appropriate for such a heinous crime.

So sentenced Captain Starlight called on providence and hope,
That legal intervention would help save him from the rope.
It did, instead he faced a life in irons, severely policed,
But Eighty-four saw Frankie prematurely released.

Unrepentant and unpractised he returned to petty crime,
Less able than was and with a new name by this time.
Called ageing Walter Gordon he committed forgery,
And was once again in arrested by astute constabulary.

The end came unexpected, making editors a story,
Spectacular it was without a hint of being gory.
He’d been prescribed some medicine to cure an injured side,
But Frankie picked the wrong glass up and gulped down cyanide.

Perhaps Frank is the one you seek when calling Starlight’s name,
Or maybe as I said, one Harry Redford is your game.
Whatever be the case it’s sure you’re in for some surprises
For Captain Starlight packed our history full of daring crises.

Copyright © Graham Pettigrove 2005
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THE KELLYS

It’s hard to imagine how any more writing could more clearly amplify
A tale known so well as one I’ll now tell, but I’ll promise to give it a try.
In today’s rush and bustle where hearts with no muscle give in when they’re simply distressed,
There’s a lesson to learn from one family’s concern of relationships put to the test.

Our family was known to the law from the start and that’s how the trouble began.
The first man was Irish, a convict as well, and he knew when he fathered his clan
That the coats would be watching their every move from daylight to dusk and between,
So he emphasised early in rough hurly-burly no Kelly could ever be seen

His children learned fast that crime doesn’t pay and when their dad died they were wise.
His legacy then, read, “Be fair to all men, look after you mum, win first prize”.
So Ned at twelve years, despite his young fears became the breadwinner for all,
But the law kept its eye out attempting to spy the first moment the poor lad might fall.

And fall soon he did. That defiant young kid, sent a gentleman’s wife a rude letter,
Attached to the note were crown jewels of a goat, or a calf, whichever was better.
For this insult he got six months in a cot in a cell of the government gaol,
Hard labour exacted a penalty enacted more suiting twenty years without bail.

Released.  Three weeks later the words of his pater rang clear but arrested again.
Young Ned couldn’t see how some truth there could be in the saying “Be fair to all men”.
With no justice observed and no prison deserved he began to see their common course.
For three years he would pay to start on the day he accepted the gift of a horse.

That Ned knew or did not that the horse was quite hot was irrelevant in the court’s mind,
The judge said, “It’s time that the smallest of crime will do to rid us of his kind”.
It seems that this thought pervaded the court for when Ned next crossed over the line,
By riding his steed on a footpath, indeed he paid with more gaol, not a fine.

Subsequent harm beset this proud arm of the Kelly clan Ned represented,
Continuously under cruel scrutiny.  With more than their share circumvented
An invasion occurred when Fitzpatrick, a turd, came warrantless, drunk and afflicted,
To arrest Dan, Ned’s brother, who had stolen another man’s horse so the gossip depicted.

One in a million Dan’s mum, Will Skillion, and a neighbour called Williamson’s son
Were all in the house when Fitzpatrick, the louse, burst in with his red nose and gun.
A fifth one was scared, for no one had dared to burst in on the family before,
Afraid for her life she took a sharp knife and crouched near a big wooden door.

With lust in his eye the turd happened to spy Dan’s elegant young sister Kate,
And in one drunken grope Fitzpatrick, the dope, enacted the vilest fate.
At that Dan got mad and remembering his dad he rushed forward protecting his sister.
A scuffle broke out between Dan and the lout.  A shot rang out causing a blister.

The shot did no harm, but it creased the cop’s arm and provided some proof for a tale,
He’d invent and report to superior sort whose bias was known to prevail.
The records would claim that Ned Kelly took aim at Fitzpatrick and then for no reason
He pulled off one shot, for as likely as not, the boys had declared open season.

With a wound to the louse, Dan had run from the house thinking, “When do we get a fair go?”
“Every time we look up from catastrophe’s cup the police cause disaster to flow.”
He fled to the bush giving patience a push, to find Ned was his driving ambition.
They’d need to stay clear of the law for a year or more in their present position.

At the trial Judge Barry with quick thrust and parry sent Skillion and Williamson’s son
To six years in a cell, then damned them to hell for the things he believed they had done.
Ned’s mum got just three, at her age that would be a difficult sentence to serve.
The trio stood dead straight and proud to heard read each sentence they didn’t deserve.

In truth Ned had been nowhere to be seen, he was four hundred miles we are told,
Away from his home on some prospecting roam in search of alluvial gold.
But Judge Barry unfair said, “If Ned had been there I’d have given him twenty one years.”
There had been no confusions in reaching conclusions that would bring future thinkers to tears.

The rest you have heard many times, it’s absurd how a tale of a man can be spread,
On the gentlest breeze across mountains and seas and repeated until the main thread
Is split into more, satisfying a score of debaters, they’re now two a penny
Who want to lay blame without seeing the game, the one with no rules, no not any.

Ned’s dad taught them well, but the boys couldn’t tell if they’d ever feel free for an hour.
Poor men they would say are made angry each day by bad treatment from those holding power.
In the end it appears that Ned’s friends and his peers claimed that fairness made his reputation.
Mrs Kelly was freed, while police graft and greed was checked through the next generation.

Perhaps that’s the prize Ned’s dad old and wise asked his sons to pursue in their time.
They paid very dearly but the family stayed nearly as close as they could outside crime.
But Ned and his brother could rarely find other ways clear of officials and strife,
So it’s no real surprise that at Ned’s last sunrise he cynically proclaimed, “Such is life”.

Copyright © Graham Pettigrove 2005
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I SAW THE BLUE SOUTHERN CROSS

My years as a child were hard, they were rough,
I was stubborn and often quite naughty.
Unpredictable times were frequently tough,
Being born the last month Eighteen forty.

I saw it all happen before my own eyes,
That disastrous affair in our history.
Not ever before in Australian skies,
Was truth camaflouged by such mystery.

Fourteen years and two days I’d lived in this land,
On the morning the red men rode down,
Hidden safe in a burrow I’d scratched out by hand,
Well above the scene dusty and brown.

Through the day just before and the one before that
The miners had gathered together,
Sharing worries and woe with spirits quite flat,
And this time it wasn’t the weather.

It wasn’t the gold, there was little left now
That was easy to find at the top.
Some remained deep below and if you knew how
You could find it if you didn’t stop.

You had to dig far into rubble and clay,
And shore up your hole as you went.
It was muddy and wet, digging tunnels each day,
And the strongest came home fully spent.

It wasn’t the toil, for profit was won
By the lucky, the good sport, the whiner.
Everyone had a chance if they shifted a ton
Of the dirt that made man into miner.

It wasn’t the food, or the wine, or the girls,
Or the lack of good cheer in the inn.
It was something much worse that deflated the churls.
Unfair treatment it was wore them thin.

Fifty-one was the year that had seen men flood in
From far away lands overseas,
With their shovels and picks and their billys of tin.
Some found gold on their hands and their knees.

Soon the need to establish some order and law
Became clear in the government’s mind,
But so did new ways to tax rich men and poor
Who had come with adventure to find.

A new Gold Commission with the order to rule
Over all that occurred in the field,
Established a power sometimes fair, often cruel
To which miners were obliged then to yield

Commissioner Rede lived at government camp,
He ruled like a feudal dictator.
A team of police helped him enforce his stamp
And some soldiers supported them later.

With gold-braided coats bright red against dark,
Long rifles and bayonets as well,
Their appearance alone caused grown men to remark,
"They look like policemen from hell."

“The Law” they were called, many times I was told,
Overstepped the extent of their calling.
Corruption was rife in their ranks doublefold,
And community life was appaling.

Miner’s licences cost just a shilling a day,
Thirty shillings a month the flat fee.
That price gave a man permission to say
"I’ve a plot twelve-foot square that’s for me."

"It may not look much, but I’m sure if I try
Underground I’ll find riches galore. 
Eighteen hours a day, I’ll never be dry,
But I’ll pay for this right and much more."

Once the licence was bought a miner could toil,
With the paper held fast on his person.
But if challenged without, perhaps lost in the soil,
His condition would certainly worsen.

The law would arrive once a week in a drive
Checking papers and seeking offenders.
I often saw men weeping, barely alive,
After calls by the mean red pretenders.

Fifty-four was the year that Charles Hotham increased
Twice the number of drives multiplied.
His secret decree was severly policed,
And though angered the miners complied.

Two disasters occurred at this time I was told,
Setting tempers alight with good reason.
The first the arrest of a servant of old
Father Smyth.  He’d committed no treason.

Then a second event the aquittal of one,
Who had murdered James Scobie, our friend.
He ran a hotel where the reds drank their rum,
So we burnt the pub down in the end. 

More soldiers arrived to swell the red band,
They’d been sent to teach miners a lesson.
More brutal as those who our anger had fanned,
These new bulls pressed for any confession. 

Late October it was for the air was still damp,
Ten thousand assembled quite freely.
To discuss many grievances throughout their camp
And they didn’t get finished, not nearly.

So they met once again in November this time,
A reform league emerged by the night.
It's task was to help in democracy’s climb,
A fair hearing they knew was their right.

But rights were not on the government’s mind,
Aquiesence reflected their need.
Commissioner Rede suffered none of their kind,
And Charles Hotham called the mens’ motives greed.

At Bakery hill a significant knoll,
Across from the government quarters,
The Blue Southern Cross flew defiant and tall,
Moderation failed to smooth angry waters.

"Lets burn those dammed papers", I heard some men say
And I watched as a few of them did.
"If we all stick together we’ll not have to pay".
I ducked my head down and I hid

Rede’s hunt at the end of November that year
Caught eight without papers no less.
The law had to call reinforcements to clear
Those boys from our large angry mass.

Once again they converged atop Bakery Hill,
This time in a state of full rage.
Mr Lalor who retained some composure still,
Stepped up and assumed centre stage.

With no prior practice in this kind of trial,
He organised men inside hours.
Then they marched, some well armed in a confident file,
To Eureka displaying their powers.

Thursday night Father Smyth made two trips seeking calm
Between troopers and those on the mound.
His bold efforts failed and the reds threatened harm
To the rabble who dared stand their ground.

Friday the first of December that year
The miners prepared their stockade
Using shaft support timbers and all kinds of gear
A feeble low fortress they made.

Through the night all fell quiet then at Saturday's dawn
The miners thought "This is the hour."
But no contact was made by troops with guns drawn
So their readiness started to sour.

Unprepared for a melee with organised foe
I watched as their spirits abated.
Some went home, some got drunk, for they didn’t know
What the troopers had anticipated.

At three Sunday morning I awoke feeling cold.
The thunder of hooves gave me fright.
From my foxhole I saw a disaster unfold,
That had been planned through Saturday night.

Two hundred and seventy-six men fully armed,
Attacked from the north-western flank.
The few rebels left in the fort woke alarmed,
Their faces expressionless, blank.

Shots rang out sharp and wild screams I could hear.
An occasional sabre strike glistened
With blood from a throat cut from ear to ear.
I cried and called "Stop".  No-one listened.

Captain Thomas had led the troopers in red,
It was he who had kept the fort scouted.
He’d planned to attack while the mob lay in bed,
Having done so Eureka was routed.

First driven by anger at having no voice,
In issues concerning their fate,
Twenty-two of their number died not knowing choice,
The prize that they’d sought came too late.

The first legacy of this atrocious affair,
Came quickly through strong indignation,
At over-reacting officials who’d dare
To inflate the true power of their station.

Their brutally cruel strategic destruction
Of life, common purpose and hope,
Shocked a nation to say that "This poor insurrection
Has broadened democracy’s scope."

Those who stayed on to mine got a lasting reward
From the pain of those days in December.
Their complaints were now heard and their rights were ensured
Better times they found hard to remember.

I’m forty-four now.  I’ve returned every year
To re-visit the hole of my youth.
The memories haunt me and leave me in fear
I saw it.  I witnessed a truth.

There is nothing so evil as powerful men
Exercising their will over others.
And there’s little so good in this country as when
They share their strengths, loving like brothers.

Copyright © Graham Pettigrove 2005
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